OH MY GOD
…I’m not touching that pizza…
perfect gif usage
I almost cried at the thought of another girl having you.
this is still the best story ever told at a talk show
white people be like
but WHHHYYYYYYY won’t you let us steal from your culture and make fun of everything you stand for YOU’RE BEING RACIST
"I coulda dropped my croissant"
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE
i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork